December 2010
54 posts
d: have a dance party?:by yourself?
k: -_-
k: thanks.
D: true story: have done that this week
k: that's what i want to do.
k: at. eleven?
d: well no
d: but
d: the time ain't my boss
d: CLOCK DON'T RUN MY LIFE
d: I RUN MAH FUCKIN LIFE
But it's true!
K: because it's just "how did you hear about bates? why do you wish to attend bates?"
F: you should just write. "internet. google said i'd like it."
K: Briefly discuss my reasons for applying to colby please. You have 2200 characters.
D: "I really enjoy Muenster cheese, mozzarella is great with tomatoes, and I am of the opinion that gouda should be called amazing. But Colby is, by far, the best."
“kathleen why do i have to confirm my age to see your link”
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“the cold whisper of breathless static”
“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”
– Gone With the Wind, Margaret Mitchell (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Watchbecause obviously, hanging around with great whites is an appropriate thing to film.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, when’s it going to end?”
– Rosencrantz, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
D: prose, i suppose you could call it, or literary genius! obvz
K: i was thinking. a brilliant new step into literary territory; groundbreaking work from an unexpected quarter; has the potential to reverse the failure of the publishing business
D: the new thoureau, dickinson, cummings, rowling, vonnegut, emerson, and twain rolled into one beautiful entry
K: on par with the king james bible for best-seller potential
Try to think about a time in your life where you... →
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“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”
– The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society, Mary Ann Shaffer (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Literary gentlemen tend to rhapsodize more about the elegance of life.
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Where are you and I’m so sorry I cannot...
I wish I could have acceptance letters for...
“I only wanted to suggest to you that self-sacrifice is a passion so overwhelming...”
– The Razor’s Edge, W. Somerset Maugham (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
what is this bullshit, i have no tissues in my room?
5. what would you do differently if you knew...
it’s not even like. a plausible situation.
But. I would not run as hard as I do, and I would talk more about why gray matter is the best kind.
I’d probably just write a constant stream of consciousness for everyone to….appreciate.
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must...”
– Northanger Abbey, Jane Austen (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
D: please read this. i don't know if you've found it
D: but please read this whole thing
D: but first, hug about 10 iq points
D: you won't be seeing them again
Wait.
4. if not now, when?
when chatting comes easier to me.
& when i learn russian.
& when i figure out how to fix everything.
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Where do we go from here Turn all the lights down...
2. if you had the opportunity to get a message...
Capitalize your i’s. Skip stupid questions and go to the next ones.
Don’t make fun of people who think too fast for their tongues to keep up.
1. hot old would you be if you didn’t know how old...
* how. I would be approximately 68, on the cusp of being ancient, but still respectably hip.
Logic:
1) I enjoy cheese. I’ve been told it’s an old people thing. (+5)
2) I drive in the slow lane. (+3)
3) My car can only go in the slow lane most of the time. (+10)
4) I get up relatively early every day, including Saturdays & Sundays. (+5)
5) I never watched TV as a child...
25 beautifully illustrated thought-provoking... →
heckyeahtumblrchallenges:
1. hot old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
2. if you had the opportunity to get a message across to a large group of people, what would your message be?
3. is it possible to lie without saying a word?
4. if not now, then when?
5. what would you do differently if you knew…
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